All original material in KaraMac@Mindsay © 2009

Okay. I am a lazy detached little shit.

I'm only putting stuff on here that's really, really old and I was probably shit-faced when I wrote it (which doesn't mean it's bad ). For all anyone knows, I have 8 kids, 5 ex husbands and a coupon laminator.

I don't have any of these, for the record. How is everyone? Not very many people will answer that question because I am too lazy to share my domesticated but amusing life on here now, so how would they know that I'm doing it now?

WELL Nathan and I are going to buy a house. Actually, maybe just Nathan, because my credit score is ridiculously hilarious and it's just bringing that poor white man down. Haha but I'll be on the deed so it will be ours. Sigh. I'm not engaged yet, though. I don't know what his problem is. He needs a V-8 or something.

On other horizons, my work is just lovely. I love everything about it. I've had the luck of having great jobs my whole life, so...knock on wood, I guess.

Nath and I just came back from my hippie Aunts' country house in Goochland, VA (I think it has one stoplight). We threw a huuuuge bonfire out in their backyard and did some 60s stuff and had some bloody marys. It was grand. I laughed so hard. Darlene, my aunt's partner of I think 34 years, totally partied me under the table. <-- that is a NEARLY NON-EXISTENT feat. Believe me. I fought hard but that crazy lady was after the title.

Anyway, so it is good to be home. We're all into these property hunt shows on HGTV. House Hunters & Property Virgins. I have decided I want granite in my kitchens and I'm not giving that dream up. Whether it comes with whatever we buy or I put the damn stuff on myself (by myself I mean Nathan). He thinks it's unrealistic for a first home.
...But you know what? I do the laundry, I clean the floors, I make the bed, I clean the bathrooms, I cook dinner, I do the dishes, I dust -- everything. And I still have a great ass. And it stays that way because I am a sexist woman who should have lived in the 50s. I will be damned if I don't get granite in my kitchen.

That's it! See you in 2 days, 6 months, whatever who knows